I think this milk’s gone bad.
i am crying because this beautiful pun
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
*spins around to face them in black leather chair* I bet you’re wondering why I’ve brought you all here today….
IT GOT BETTER
Tyler Knott Gregson
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and of course tons of my personal poetry.
"I opened “You slut” and found church pews
I opened church pews and found desperation
I opened desperation and found music
I opened music and found my father
I opened my father and found my broken heart
I opened my heart and found you leaving me
I opened your leaving and found “You are impossible to love”
I opened “Impossible” and inside was a scream.
I opened a scream and inside was childhood.
I opened childhood and inside was a swingset
I opened swingsets and inside were first kisses
I opened first kisses and inside were scared mothers
I opened scared mothers and inside was my mother
I opened my mother and inside was a scream."
Let’s Start With The Insult, Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)